Just found some quotes that I wrote down a couple weeks back.
Was at the Giants, Niners game, and my friends are hilarious, so it just took a few beers and, well...
"What does that monkey mean to you?"
"Just because you can tuck it in, doesn't make it okay."
"The last free ticket I had, I went to a Christina Aguilera concert."
"How does one purchase a gold weenie?"
All the above came out as standard conversation, from various people of course, but in deadpan delivery. That's how my folks roll.
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Tool - Schism
Ending Note: Hug your friends. It's a good thing to do.
